Why Southern Girls Never Have Too Many Tumblers

 

Because One Tumbler Just Ain’t Enough, Y’all

You can tell a lot about a Southern girl by the number of tumblers she owns — and if it’s less than five, bless her heart, she’s probably just gettin’ started.

Whether it's sweet tea on the porch, iced coffee for Bible study, or "hydration" (code for Dr. Pepper), Southern women treat tumblers like they do hairspray: more is more.

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 Playful Reasons Southern Girls Collect Tumblers Like It's a Sport

One for water, one for Jesus juice.

We stay hydrated in body and spirit — and our tumblers know the difference.

 The porch isn’t complete without a cold drink.

A rocking chair, a breeze, and a 20oz insulated tumbler? Southern therapy.

If it doesn’t match your outfit, it’s a missed opportunity.

Yes, we have tumblers that match our tees. No, we don’t think that’s extra.

5. Church potluck? You better bring your own beverage.

Tumbler in one hand, casserole in the other — that’s called balance, baby.

6. Monogram it, Bible verse it, sass it up — the options are endless.

We express our entire personality on a tumbler. “Fueled by Faith & Cold Brew”? Say less.

They double as emotional support cups.

Bad day? That’s what the “This Might Be Tea” tumbler is for.

Car cupholders were made for them — we don’t make the rules.

And if it doesn’t fit, we’ll make it fit.

They just mysteriously multiply.

No one knows how, but the cabinet keeps filling. (We blame Hobby Lobby.)

Because Southern girls were raised to always be prepared.

You might not know where your keys are, but that tumbler? Never leaves your side.

They Make the Perfect Gift

Whether it’s for your mama, your bestie, or the sweet girl in your small group — tumblers are:

• Useful

• Cute

• Easy to personalize

• Guaranteed to make someone smile (especially when it says “Jesus Took the Wheel, I’m Just Here for the Snacks”)

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Want One That Feels Like Home?

At Southern Soul Healing, our tumblers are:

• Veteran-owned & designed with heart

• Full of faith, humor, and healing

• Printed with bold statements, sweet reminders, and a little sass on the side

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